Q.Which football team is the coolest?
A. The one with the most fans of course.
There was three men walking in the desert, one was a Liverpool fan, one was a Hearts fan and the other was an Arsenal fan.They found a dead camel to eat and the Liverpool fan said, "I am going to eat the liver."
The Hearts fan said: "I am going to eat the heart."
And the Arsenal fan said "EEERRRR,I'm not hungry."